- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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