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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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