whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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my gramma died

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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