- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

a man walked into a bar....

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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