What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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69

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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Pineapple.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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