- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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