What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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Your mom is so nice.

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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Politics

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Anti Joke

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