me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Microwave

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

what is orange? an orange

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

justin littleton being sucessful

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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