- Anti Joke

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Two women were sitting quietly.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose