what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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