Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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