What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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Fox News

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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why are balck people black because they are

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69.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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