- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Tilt your screen back

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What can fly? Lots of things

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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