A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Is maynaise an instrument?

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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