- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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