What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

YOLO You only like Oreos

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

A woman walks into a bar.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

squash squash who squash my ass

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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