- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

whats green and lives in the water

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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