I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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