- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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