why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Miscarriages.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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Anti Joke

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