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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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there was once a jew

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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Anti Joke

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