Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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