Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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KONY 2012

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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