What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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