Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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hear hear

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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