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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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