Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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