Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Agent 47.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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Neither have I

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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