- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

who's a slut... you're mom

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

identical jokes get different votes.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Women

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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