What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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Racial Equality

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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Anti Joke

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