Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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Anti Joke

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