- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

30cm = 0,3meters

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

whats black? the colour

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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