- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

YOLO You only like Oreos

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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