(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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You are joking right?

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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