- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

Invisible Children Foundation.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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