knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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New mission: refuse this mission

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I agree

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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People with cancer.

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