A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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You will not press the like button.

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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knock knock whos their a person

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I walk into a bar...

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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