If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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