- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

Tommy got neutered.

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

What is white and square? A ping pong block

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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