- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

WILLY

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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