A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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That is so fetch

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Anti Joke

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