Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

ded on boomer and aodddan

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

kaite is dumb that is true

a jew walks out of a furnace

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Carrot fingers

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

what?

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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