- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

your face

Nah

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

poopy is poopy

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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