What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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