- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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