- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

why is pie good. because it just is.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Where's the soap?

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

We found a cure for cancer. Death

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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