- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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