Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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So a man walks into a bar carrying a giant clock. One of his friends asks, "Hey, whats up with the clock?" His friend then responds, "A goddamned genie gave it to me, i can't take it anymore. Here take his lamp." The man decided to rub the lamp and thinks to himself, "Gee, I'm gonna wish for 1 million dollars." The genie comes out and asks the man, "What wish could i grant you today?" The man says, "I wish i could have 1 million dollars!!" The genie replies, "As you please." All of a sudden, a studded dog collar appears. Then another, and another. Soon there were 1 million dog collars in the bar. The man yells, "WHAT IS THIS?!?! I DIDNT WISH FOR 1 MILLION COLLARS!!!" His friend then replies, "I didn't wish for a giant clock either...."

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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