- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Women's Rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

rocky is staring at us from outside...

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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