- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

your mom was so fat that she died.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

The dewey decimal system

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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