why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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Women's rights

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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