- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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