- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

what did the old lady die of old age...

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

A man buys a prius

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Women's rights.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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