What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

there once was a black man who played basketball

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Praise Paisley

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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