How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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Womans baksetball...

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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