I like the color potato.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

say it ten times fast: oh

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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