wots brown and smells like shite shite

masturbating on a tarc bus

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

WOw you have no life

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

Penis

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

Anti Joke

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