How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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