- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Happy Monday!

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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