- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Wanna hear a joke? no

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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