I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Anti Joke

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