how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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