- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Robin, get in the batmobile

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

My mum is called Steve

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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