Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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im gay

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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