Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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balls

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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I like touching my boobs

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whats black and strange a paki

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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Anti Joke

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