What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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a man walked into a bar....

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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