Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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