- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

"Knock knock." "No."

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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