- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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