- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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