What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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