Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Women's rights

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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8--------------------- penis

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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Jovan

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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