- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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