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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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