- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

woman..parallel parking

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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