- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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