- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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