Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

How High is a Chinese man

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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