- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

so today i took a poop. hehe

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What did death say to life? Go die

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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