- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Jack Stevens

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

steven hawking walks into a bar

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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