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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Where's the soap?

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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