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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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Black people being friendly.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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69.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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John Cena

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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