hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Neither did she.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Men's rights

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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