What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Men's rights

Yanter, Look it up

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

a man makes a bad joke

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

You know whats funny Aids

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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