nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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