whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

this is stupid .... yep

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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